Heavy

Heavy is the protagonist of ://Nothing. He went on a journey to collect puzzle pieces to save Mr. Raindrop. He has a whole bunch of wacky magic powers. For some reason in the past he was considered an original character.

Background
During the Great War of The Gods, Heavy's father's head was on fire. In a last ditch effort to continue his legacy, he duplicated his head, with a piece of his soul inside. a massive pencil came from up above and drew the rest of his body. Heavy's mother came over to see the new child, but she was shot in the head with an arrow and died. One of her ammo things flew out and landed in Heavy's hands. This is where his ammo belt came to be. Heavy jumped down to Earth, and this is where his adventure began.

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After arriving on Earth, Heavy was walking around in some city when he sees Mr. Raindrop falling down to the ground. Of course, he splats on impact and dies. Heavy is devastated. Suddenly a Blech Hole opens up and starts sucking things up. Suddenly, a robot named Feately shows up and tosses Heavy a pair of boots that suck up the Blech Hole. He puts the boots on and it strengthens his kicking ability. Before the robot can introduce himself a mysterious sniper shoots it and it explodes. Heavy is angry at first, but the sniper shows him a video from the future that shows Featley killing Heavy. Heavy is grateful, but suddenly the sniper tries to kill him. Featley's ghost comes back, but the sniper eats it. Heavy punches the sniper, and his costume falls off, revealing he's a gorilla named Gonga. Heavy is extremely confused. A portal opens up behind him and he hops in, taking him to some weird knockoff of the laboratory from Portal. He receives a portal gun and begins traversing through obstacles. At the end, he meets GLueDOS, who shoots glue at his feet which prevents him from moving. Heavy breaks free and starts fighting. He exhales a worm at GLueDOS and stuns it, but suddenly GLueDOS puts Heavy on fire. Heavy's head turns into SammyClassicSonicFan and he makes extremely obnoxious sounds which cause GLueDOS to explode. Heavy collects a puzzle piece and shoots a portal to see where he's going next. It takes him to Captain Tood's dimension.

The portal shoots him up into space and when he falls back down he lands on a shadowy figure who is later revealed to be Mahro. Heavy pulls out his machine gun and rapid fires at Mahro, but he swallows all the bullets. Tood flies in and tackles Heavy but he pushes him away. Suddenly a portal opens up and a demon comes out and beats up Heavy. Tood instructs Heavy to Just Dance™. They jump towards each other after dancing and fuse into Toodis Man. They try beating up the demon but he's still too strong. Tood's friend Toodette comes by and starts singing the Eight Melodies song from Earthbound. A bunch of people including the sun start singing along. The demon screams and then explodes into dark matter. Heavy obtains another puzzle piece, and hops into another portal after saying his goodbyes. He ends up in Shrek's dimension. (Please note I was younger and thought Shrek was funny)

A voice reminds Heavy about his quest to save Mr. Raindrop. Heavy walks down to the swamp. Shrek gets angry and attacks Heavy, but Heavy fights back by slapping him with a purse. Shrek challenges Heavy to a paintball match later, and he accepts. Meanwhile, at an evil lair, a demon pushes a button to make Shrek evil. Shrek suddenly tries to kill Heavy. He cuts Heavy's legs off for some reason. Later, Heavy finds himself in a hospital. A nurse informs him that he's been given prosthetic legs. Heavy gets up and decides to just leave. The nurse tries to stop him, but Shrek kicks her in the face. When Heavy leaves, he sees a giant Blech Hole appear near the hospital. He suddenly realizes he doesn't have his Blech Hole boots on. He left them in the hospital room, and the Nurse put them on and released the Blech Hole energy stored inside. The nurse, in a cloak, floats out of the hospital with the boots on. Heavy is halfway sucked into the Blech Hole, when suddenly Featley's ghost comes out of it and stops the nurse. He tells Heavy that he escaped the Ghosts That Got Eaten dimension. However, by stopping the Blech Hole from being released, it starts shrinking with Heavy inside. He manages to toss his Portal Gun to Featley before it closes shut. Featley decides to use the Portal Gun to open a Blech Hole and go in to save Heavy. He manages to grab Heavy and toss him out, sacrificing himself. Right before the portal closes, Featley shoots a laser out of his eye that pulls the boots off of the nurse and returns them to Heavy. The nurse lands on a rock and Heavy pulls of her cloak. Somehow, the whole time he had no idea it was the nurse. Heavy kicks her into oblivion. He then reaches into the pocket of the cloak and finds a puzzle piece. Shrek comes by and tells Heavy he's not evil anymore, but Heavy rips off Shrek's horn and flees into a portal he creates. Shrek vows to get revenge.

Heavy is travelling through a portal dimension, and finds a sandwich and eats it. Heavy floats into a large creature's mouth, and there's a portal inside him that leads Heavy to the Adventure Time dimension. He quickly leaves. He then ends up in the Minecraft dimension. At night, a creeper comes by and destroys the house Heavy built. Heavy find a portal and finds a portal. He ends up in The Nether. He notices Steve drowning in lava and saves him. Suddenly, Steve pulls a sword out of his pocket and slashes Heavy into pieces. His hand snaps its fingers and he comes back together. Heavy then pulls out his own sword and kills Steve. Heavy later trips on a rock and gets kidnapped by a Ghast. It tosses him up into the air, and as Heavy is falling towards its mouth he pulls out his sword. The Ghast explodes. Heavy finds his way into a Nether Fortress. He gets hot, and thankfully a fan comes out of his robot leg and cools him off. He notices a puzzle piece on a pedestal nearby and goes to grab it. However, he steps on a booby trap and it shoots an arrow at Heavy, impaling him. He sprinkles some Pain-X on the arrow and now he's fine. He goes to grab the puzzle piece but a head flies at his hand and knocks him away. The Wither is above him. Heavy mentions that there's only one page left in the book and decides there's no time for a fight scene. He uses his Death Breath and destroys it instantly. Heavy triumphantly grabs the puzzle piece and hops into yet another portal.

Heavy looks around the small town he landed in and sees nobody. Heavy walks over to the Lame Shop and finally buys some pants to go over his robot legs. Heavy notices a hedgehog standing around, but Heavy hates hedgehogs, so he pulls the arrow out of his chest and shoots it towards the hedgehog, killing it instantly. A teenage boy named Peturwems jumps out of nowhere with a sword and tries to attack Heavy for killing Tanic. However, Heavy sends a monkey after him which traps him in feces(???). A laser shoots towards Heavy from the sky, and an evil hedgehog named Nayo is in a ship trying to kill Heavy. He shoots his laser gun at the ship and destroys it. Nayo flies down to attack Heavy but Heavy shoots and kills him. Peturwems escapes and engages in a fight with Heavy. Peridot from Steven Universe appears and kidnaps Peturwems. Suddenly, Sumo from Clarence shows up and assaults Heavy with his tongue. Heavy decapitates him and finds a puzzle piece under his head. Meanwhile, the nurse has been camping out in a random field trying to survive after she got shot into oblivion. "Curse that Heavy! I've been living here for 2 months." she says. A rope comes down from an airship and she climbs up, confused. Inside the airship are Shrek and the Demon. They all devise a revenge plan on Heavy.

The nurse asks if anyone else is in on it. Upon saying this, the lights go on behind Shrek. This reveals Nayo, Tanic, Steve, the sniper, GLueDOS, Peturwems, Peridot and more. They all prepare to attack Heavy. Heavy is wandering around in an open land when the airship approaches him. Shrek pops out first and tackles Heavy. The whole crew comes out and the nurse orders them to attack. Heavy frantically pulls out his phone thing and requests backup. The rest of the Team RED members (Engineer, Spy, Demoman, Soldier, Medic, Pyro, Scout and Sniper) all stop what they're doing and arrive to the scene. Shrek eats all of Heavy except for his head and is about to end him. Suddenly, Engineer comes by and knocks the Heavy pieces out of Shrek's mouth. Heavy poofs back together. Medic shows up and heals the bite marks in Heavy's head. "To battle!" Demoman shouts, and an all out war begins. Pyro sets the nurse's head on fire. Sniper snipes Shrek and he gets angry. Steve is dominating Heavy, but Scout comes over and knocks him out with his bat. Spy shoots at Peridot's gem, poofing her, though she reforms. Demoman launches a big missile towards Peturwems, but he thinks about Tanic and uses his anger to catch the missile and flip it around. It hits Demoman but somehow he's barely damaged. Heavy is fighting when his portal gun starts to act up. It flies out of his hands and shoots a portal, which Featley comes out of. Featley explains that he spent so long in the Blech Hole that he was vaporized and sent to the Wit (White) Hole. He found an exit in the Wit Hole, which ended up leading out of Heavy's portal gun. Featley has become pure energy. Heavy looks out on to the battlefield and notices his team is loosing badly. Soldier shouts out for help as he's tackled by Tanic's ghost. Heavy tells Featley to tell the others to revive Mr. Raindrop for him. Heavy suddenly becomes dark and grows large claws. He goes on a rampage and defeats everyone they were fighting. Heavy then collapses onto the ground and dies. Featley and the team gather around Heavy. All of a sudden, a beam of light comes down from the sky. Heavy's dad descends. He explains that when Heavy was born he sealed a dark energy inside him that he could use as a last resort, but doing so would kill him. He picks up Heavy and brings him back into the heavens with him after he gives the puzzle pieces to the team. When put together, the puzzle can be used to revive one person. The team tearfully carries out Heavy's request. Mr. Raindrop is brought back with wings and an Infinity Necklace which will keep him from splatting. The team walks away from the battlefield, happy and sad. Later, Shrek angrily bursts out of a pile of rubble on the battlefield. He sees the nurse nearby and throws her onto the ground. Shrek confronts the nurse, saying she's failed him. She desperately tries to reason with him, but Shrek slashes at the cross on her hat, cracking it and making her explode. This just makes Shrek even more evil.

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Even though the puzzle has already been used to revive someone, Scout calls upon Heavy's dad and asks for Heavy's body. He gets it, then says he wants to revive Heavy. Heavy's dad mentions Mr. Raindrop and what Heavy wanted, but Spy shoots his head off. It reforms. Scout tells the puzzle to revive Heavy, and it declines since it's already been used. Scout punches the puzzle. "Fine." it says. Heavy's soul comes down from the sky. However, Heavy is still evil when he wakes up and he punches Spy. Heavy's father explains that after Heavy transformed, only evil is left in him. Medic says he just wants to story to move forward, so he injects Heavy with goodness, bringing him back to normal. Heavy says that he wants to build a base for everyone on the battlefield. After a while, the building was complete. Heavy is admiring it when a monster comes and stabs him. SammyClassicSonicFan comes by, and since he dabbles in the Photoshop arts he edits the claw out of Heavy. Garnet from Steven Universe comes by and tells Heavy to kill it. He throws himself towards it but he gets swallowed. Sammy stabs the monster, making it spit Heavy out. He then jumps at the monster with his sword but gets stabbed and supposedly killed. Heavy kicks the monster and kills it. All of a sudden, Shrek flies in on top of Heavy.

Heavy uses the power of Banana Slamma and sends Shrek flying into the sun. Heavy gets bored and goes to explore where the fateful battle took place. He notices something shiny sitting on a rock. It's a cracked red cross. He sprinkles some Crack Heal on it and it floats into the sky, forming into the nurse. Upon noticing Heavy, she teleports away. Tood comes by and tears Heavy in half for fun, killing him. Heavy's remains turn into a worm. He announces he's been reborn as a worm, and Engineer turns into one too. They start fighting, and Heavy says that this is probably filler. It turns out everything that happened after Nurse came back was a dream. Tood wakes up Heavy and says that Nurse knocked him out. Heavy flings Tood into the sky for no good reason.

Heavy is sitting on the balcony of the Team RED base, enjoying the view. He hears a boom far in the distance, and tries to look through binocular things to see what it was. It forces him to insert 25 cents. He sees that Shrek is in the distance clearing out land to build himself a castle. Medic tells Heavy it's lunch time, and he nervously eats his sandwich. Medic asks what's wrong, and Heavy tells him Shrek is back. A storm has been going on outside, and Medic says they have to wait until the storm passes to attack. Suddenly, Heavy notices a large missile shooting towards the base. Soldier and Pyro get alerted by Heavy and they rush to the battle station. Pyro presses the "nuke defender" button and it launches a missile in the shape of Heavy's fist towards the other one. Shrek's missile plows through it after a brief struggle. Soldier makes an announcement that everyone in the building has to evacuate to the underground shelter. Everyone scrambles in and a boom is heard outside.